Just wanted to let you all know that Satan's not hiding anywhere's.  I'm still hopping around down here, doing all I can to keep the fires burning, as it were.  I just wanted to clear up a couple of things concerning 'relations' and 'who is who.'

More or less, I just wanted to make sure you're all 100% clear on the fact that I've only got the time, energy and patience for one Blog down here in Hell.  I've received e-mails from some of you dorks threatening to 'expose' me and Santa.  Let me get one thing straight here, even I don't know who this Santa guy is.  I emailed him ONCE.  He Emailed me ONCE.  There's no shenanegins there.  And this new bloke, Ask God character... I Upside-Down Cross my heart and promise you all that I have absolutely NO IDEA who he/she/it is.

So bottom line here, peeps, is that I'm doing my own thang, and I appreciate the support.  I'm not a well liked demon down here, since I cause so much anguish and suffering... and it's nice to see that a few of you guys up there take to the idea of Hell and sin so easily.  It would warm my heart if I had one.

I'm working on a larger blog to answer some of the questions that I've been receiving, I just wanted to get this out of the way before I continued.

Thanks fer comin, my Army.

-Daddy666

Aaaah... the smell of victory.  Strangely enough, smells like urine.

In a rather prophetic gesture, artiste extraordinaire rxsheepxr sent Santa and I both drawings today chronicling what we're gonna do to Satan's Hollow.  Now here comes the prophetic part:  SATAN'S HOLLOW is GONEEEEE!

He made like a tree and got the Hell out of here. I want to personally thank the few of you that went onto his site to join us in making a mockery of the bastard; true Satan MY ASS!

It's idiots like that that make me happy to be around... just to cause them misery.   And for those of you who went out of your way to post on his site clalling him out, I promise you've got a nice sweet spot down here when you get here.  I'm developing some new condos and it's got a pool and everything.  You'll love it.

Anyhow, what this boils down to is a temprary truce between Santa and I.  We've come to the conclusion that there just might be room for both of us in this place... so keep coming back, my minions... the good times have just begun.

RIP Satan's Hollow... just another victim of ignorance.

-Daddy666

Check out dese awesome drawings by rxsheepxr, although the sumbitch drew me with hooves.  BARGH!  Hooves?!  Haven't you learned ANYTHING?!?!?

jesus loves you too

                     Published by: Pleasedosmile.

If Jesus loved me, then why won't he call?  I'll tell ya why, cuz he re-gifted the crock pot I gave him last Christmas.  Sonofabitch forgot I'd given it to him for Christmas in 2002 and fuggin tried to give it back, all wrapped and pretty.  I hate that. 

I cursed him with severe herpes; now he'll NEVER get laid.  Trust me, Jesus don't love the DarksideDaddy.  Not anymore.

-Daddy666

First of all sir. I have no minions. I have no need for them. Second of all, I would not use this Shaggy person you think is my minion in the first place. To confrontational for my liking. Third, if you are the real satan then why would you send other poor happless mortals to do your bidding. If you were the true satan you could do this deed yourself without so much as a thought.

I once again pity your ignorance and those that follow. Plague me all that you want with comments. It shows your nervous nature towards one with true power. Published By GodsFirstFallenAngel

Ahem.

Since I've decided that no matter what I say you're just going to try and make yourself out to be the 'better Satan', I've decided to just tell ya that THIS Satan uses minions.  Ass.  Not using minions is like God not using Angels.  Like Santa not using elves.  Jerry Springer not using inbreds.

Listen, say what you want to say, I know better.  I've got better things to do then get my hands dirty by 'taking care of you' myself. 

I don't want or need your pity, and it's clear to me that you only made your little site just to ride on my coat-tails because you couldn't come up with something creative on your own.

So straight up from one guy to another: be thoughtful for once in your life and quit trying to rip off the ones who are here to entertain.  Clearly you're only doing this to be a big shot, to be all serious and glum and gloomy and broody.  Move outchyer parent's basement, man.

Oh, and it's spelled HAPLESS.  Satan's not an illiterate anus.  I make spelling mistakes because I'm a big fuggin Devil with massive hands.  I have an excuse.  Clearly if you're going to take the time to make a comment like that, that nicely worded and thought out, you'd think you'd ALSO take the time to re-read it.  Yes, I make mistakes too, but damn man, how do you expect me to take you seriously when you come into MY house and TELL me that I fear you. 

You are nothing but words to me.  And unlike words from someone I respect, your words don't mean shit to me.

And that's not even Darksidedaddy666 talking anymore.

I don't care if you're just trying to have fun.  You piss me off because I'm here to have a good time and to have people come visit and enjoy reading funny things.  I'm not here to actually claim to be Satan. You want to take it there?  Fine, take it there.  Just leave us the hell out of it because we're here for fun, not to spawn half-assed Spinoff Sites.  Sure, I ripped of Ask Santa.  But you know what?  I emailed him man to man, and told him I was going to do it.  It's worked out for both of us, and we don't email each other anymore, it's all improvisational and good humored fun.  It's spontaneous and he and I are the anti-thesis of each other in this whole debacle.  I don't care if you're just trying to have fun, the bottom line is you're an unwanted participant in our game.

Obviously, by looking at my album and reading my posts, you can tell we don't take things too seriously around here.  I'm not high on myself, or full of myself.  I like to have fun, but you're hindering that by trying to turn this into something it's not meant to be.  These spaces aren't your own personal grafitti board.  It's MY space.  You don't come on here and try to take it over.  You don't, and won't.

So find someone else to get your table scraps from.  You've got ShaggyGuru, go rule the world together.  Just leave us out of it, we're better off without you.

-The guy who uses the name DarksideDaddy666.

Okay, Velvet, the short answer to your question is that this isn't an easy job, first and foremost, especially with posers like 'Gods First Fallen Angel' trying to stir up crap.  I beg of you, my minions, to go to his site and witness the worthlessness of this noob.  The pathetic nature of this ass-smack that thinks he can horn in on my schtick.  How can he do this without humor?  How can he do this without proof?  How can he do this without starting a war between his pithy Shaggy minions and mine, the best minions EVAR?

He Cannot.  He will not.  And he Cannot.

I must give props to MegaDrab though, he picked up for me, called the 'other' white meat a Pansy Satan.  Or something.

Flame the sh!t out of him folks... if he's REALLY the TRUE Satan, I'm sure he can handle it.  We'll see who's got the friggin staying power.

Darksidedaddy666, the only Satan you need.  Often imitated, never duplicated.  Or whatever.

Oh, and to answer your question, I ride a Harley.